This blog - enough is enough

Enough is enough. The latest TAB Totty has encouraged me to create this blog, which will attempt to tackle the sexist culture that the TAB continues to circulate. I implore on all of you to boycott this horrifically backwards mockery of a paper.

I e-mailed them asking them to post my words on TAB Totty (see below), seeing if they possessed the journalistic balls to publish something that is both liberal and groundbreaking. However, they shunned me, probably because my lower status as a woman deems it unnecessary in society to reply to an e-mail. Perhaps I would have had better luck if I attached a picture of my perfectly symmetrical breasts. This is just one of many countless example of me being censored, like when my oppressive ex-boyfriend used to put a gag in my mouth in bed.

Well I've had enough! That's right, Matt, I'm done with you. Consider my Facebook relationship status...single. And this is a new Anita Stern, no longer the passive one that let men run over her. I'm now going to talk about whatever I want for as long as I want and as loud as I want, even when my new boyfriend wants some sleep (as soon as I get a new boyfriend that is. I mean, I could if I wanted to, easily, if I wasn't busy being so liberal all the time.)

I've also had enough of you, TAB, and I'm going to make it my own personal mission to denounce your sexist practices. Every sexist article, every comment, every time any woman is mentioned in a bad light, and it will be highlighted here.